Ugh...is that all momma..

Okay so writing about just weddings sucks when you are the queen of "random, off the wall" thoughts...so excuse me while I venture off into.."did she just say that?" land... as I do often.

So first lets keep it wedding blog friendly and talk about that stuff...so we decided to change locations again (not him..but me...lol) I have a feeling Ms. Zilla is a part of this reason, I will talk about it later...(I am not pointing fingers but I am blaming my alter-ego, cause the Queen doesn't act like that)

...none the less for those who will be receiving the wedding website address and password soon aka those we would love to see at the wedding...you still need to save your pennies, my dears... as regardless you will be traveling somewhere...

Now lets talk about my other things..

#1. I got a part time job because I realize that we need munnies for our happy time and it was either stripping, selling eggs to make my future babies or hard honest work to pay for the wedding...(I hate when hard honest work wins out..but this time it did)

#2. I still play the lottery...who knows maybe I'll get lucky..

or not..which brings me to my rant...

Dear friends and family who send me those money angels blessed by Jesus himself telling me if I don't forward them I will become a victim of identity thief and someone in Nigeria will clear out my bank account or if I forward them to 80 people in 2 seconds I will become a millionaire.

I don't know if you all got the memo but I hate chain letters especially in my email box...especially when they try to guilt trip me with Jesus and God and curse my pocket books thinner.

I don't need this stress in my life of not forwarding the money angel because it goes against my email beliefs of what I will spam to friends and family, only to be curse poor-er because I didn't send it. I need all my cash these days in a recession...wedding cost doesn't decrease but it seems to increase due to less weddings celebrations but more justice of peace inexpensive type of unionships celebrations.

(I am all for going that cheap route but my groom would have a fit if we did....ugh)

so please thank you for not sending me anymore "money chain curses" in my inbox or via my phone through text messages...also even if I wasn't getting married and trying to save money...I still wouldn't want these silly emails...

by the way...no need to send me the "it's sister week or girl friend week" ..according to that email, it is sister week every frickin week, I am honor you find me a cool woman but now it becoming SWF movie stylish with seeing those constantly.

no need to send me the "if you not ashamed of the lord" ....I don't believe Jesus or God approves of this email.

no need to send me the "bill gates, aol, seen on nbc".... I didn't want it in 1999 ...I don't want it now...

please don't send me bible quotes...I am pretty sure that site you signed up for to receive daily bible quotes is free and if I wanted them I'd sign up too.

please don't send me the black male calendar of "preference questionable" men with their shirts off and things bludging out of their pants...

unless you are sending me coupons, funny pictures (no funny or un-funny stories as I am not going to read them), or asking for my home address to send me a check (and not a nigeria scam type of cashier check), don't hit send with my name in the delivery "to:" section.

Signed...by yours truely...the email snob..
Januari

next time I'll get back on the wedding-ish

until
peace (remember only you can stop email abuse)