It's been fun, but I think this is the last blog I will do on here....I am not planning on blogging any more on my myspace blog. (I don't plan on reading or commeting on any more either) ....I have no vaild reason for stopping, just think this is a good stopping point.
peace
So lately if you haven't noticed...I've been on this list making kick...no clue why but it is still rolling hard...therefore, I've moved on to bigger better things...lol...(not really but you know)
I'm in the mood for random top ten list. I'm willing to get help on these list so if you have a reason you feel belongs on the list ...let me know and I might just include it....
this weeks list is
Top Ten Reason A Woman Needs A Gun
#10. Because "Baby I'm sorry I cheated on you with the baby sitter" is easier to say with a Desert Eagle pointed at your dome. (submitted by Sticky)
#9. Because how else are you going to get a peep hole in the front door so you can tell who is knocking?
#8. They had a promo at the club for ladies night: first 50 ladies in free before 10:30 get a pistol, every lady after the pistols run out gets a free shot of patron.
#7. because she got those sexy cowboy boots on sale at Steve Madden and what are boots without a gun?
#6. She happen to walk into the store to buy a pack of gum, but realize that the store didn't sell gum but found out that they only sold guns, no reason in wasting a good shopping trip and not picking anything up.
#5. so she can use the extra jewels and fancy decals she brought from the cell phone accesory's store at the mall, that way her gun and cell phone can match.
#4. Because there was a take an additional 30% off sale, who in their right mind passes up a sale, especially one with additional savings?
#3. Plans on taking a pistol whipping self-defense course, require material is a pistol to pratice the "whipping" with.
#2. just in case she moves into the same neighborhood with OJ, and as a good neighbor welcoming her to the area, he shows up with an fresh baked apple pie and is wearing leather gloves because he doesn't want to "burn" his hands from holding apple pie fresh out the oven, and he is asking to borrow a knife.
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#1. Because sometimes as the bride you have to be your own wedding planner at the shot-gun wedding.
*Well that is all for now...next upcoming list...Top Ten Ways to make yourself a little more hood*
Oh...I also did a different blog on myspace if you'd like to check it out...
Street names..how hardcore can I really be or not?
math, music, love & u
you plus I
equals....
we
can be like the Eddie Kendricks song
before sampling was done
pure raw classic in original form...
or better yet...
me and you
equals...
we
can become like the
Sweet Sable
or perhaps the
Alicia Keys
melody
derived into a sample
simplified as a loop
but still suspended inside
the meaning of
us as...
the possibilities infinite.
copywrite 11/2008 - Januari (ezili-oshun)
Temper Tantrum Tues (on a thurs? wtf)
So TTT is on cp time this week...cp time stands for *co-worker play sick time* - my co-workers stay coming in late and calling in sick...so TTT play fake sick and called in from being posted tuesday. Well I had to hunt it down and drag it out to be posted today, told him all this slacking ain't cool.
"rants and raves, outrageous S#!% that is all the craze" - Chicken freenzy 99 cents Tuesday at Popeyes... I don't eat chicken but last week during election night because we had a election party, my brother in law suggested to my sister to go up to CF (chicken freenzy) and get 10 orders of the 99 cent tuesday...now I'm laughing and thinking do they have a limit on this deal...apperently not? The line was out the door and everybody who order place at least 5 dollars worth of the 99 cent tuesday meals...okay...so 10 pieces of chicken for 5 dollars...lmao... sounds like somebody is trying to give churches a run for the money and while in the line some of the people made it known that they are there every tuesday...I mean they probably don't miss a chicken tuesday but be quick to sleep in on church sunday. I wonder when is KFC gonna step up to the plate and get in the CF game?... I mean, someone order $20 worth of chicken that night, so 40 pieces of chicken...wow...there were people outside playing their music loud...a liquor store right next door was crowded...and I felt out of place ordering shrimp, fries and biscuits while everyone else did it Super Big on 99 cents for 2 pieces.... loud music, lots of black people and liquor,...it was like the club.
"things that are consider uncouth" - they say you shouldn't dicuss politics and religion ...I must agree, it usually gets heated when convos arise out of these two topics becuase every one has their own passion and views that are very touchy... but with this past election a lot of people unknown to the rules broke them quite often...to this day I hear at least one drunk end a sentence with Obama...I've become aware that now drunks don't say peace or good bye when leaving ...they shout Obama, regardless of if it has anything to do with him....the convos usually go like this... " mmm..look at that young girl ova thur...she sho is pretty as all day and if I was 20 years younger ....ooh wee.... OBAMA"...or something like this... "I brought these shoes for 30 dollars, they some good shoes, can you spare me a dollar, since I spent my money on shoes I don't have none to eat with,.... OBAMA".... or ..."all that bickering, black on black crime.... OBAMA" , or " you have a nice day, see you later, OBAMA".... (they always yell Obama at the end as if they are saying goodbye or see you later...wtf????)... But another thing I don't think you should dicussed in public is music... I'm touchy with my music taste and when people say things like Mariah Carey is the best female artist ever or that Usher composes the deepest song out of today's artist, or Lil Wayne is the best rapper and he is keeping hip hop alive?...
I just want to jump up and down, turn around, shout like Pinky off of next friday and double devil dog dare them to SAY ANOTHA MUTHAF#$& WORD....
so why this tuesday did I not get spammed with bad music opinions... not once but twice from two different guys trying to flirt with me and impressed me with their un-classy crap-offical music taste...just thinking about it today makes my blood pressure rise. One kept talking so much that if I had my heels from work in my purse tuesday night, one would be stuck in his small intestines as of right now becuase that is how far I would have shoved it up his a$$...
"old school flavor, new school rules" - is it just me or when watching kids dance today does anyone else think...'wait, I've seen that dance before'... for example...
"the stanky leg" (yeah there is a dance named this if you don't know...) any ways...it looks like the butterfly...you know when you do that one leg to the left or to the right...yeah no one can't convience me that the stanky leg isn't one half of the butterfly...smch to the children on the new school who are too lazy to come up with their own dance but steal ours and change the name a little...
like the durty booty(what!!! do I really want to do a dance called this...well kids do...so sad...I mean who is naming this crap...) ....anyways...I believe the "durty booty" is da butt on speed...
those kids are doing da butt but just a little faster than usual, don't believe me...just go on youtube a watch of few of them do it....(I have to stop watching youtube, since I know way too much about these dances and the kids of today)...
So watching kids dance on youtube got me to thinking...we need to get in on this folks...I mean we all grown and shit but who says we can't youtube ourselves dancing...so I'm now starting the first old school dance contest...
every week I want people to do a dance I name, put it on youtube and who ever has the most hits... gets a prize...(I'm willing to give away a prize for my entertainment happiness...lol.. prize will be revealed next week...I gotta think of something to movitate people to really do it...lol) I hope a lot of people do it...because I mean really ...(you don't have to show your face ...I mean you can get your running man on without showing your face...so don't be afraid just do it)
the rules are....you must be over 25.... that's the only rule...because this is going to be a dance contest for the old school...
first dance, show me your best butterfly -
and make sure you go to the left and to the right...and don't forget the dip (but no reversing, that is the toostie roll for another day)...I mean seriously...if y'all show me yours I'll show you mine.... (who am I kidding I'm more than likely gonna show you mines regardless....)...get creatative...study some of the kids videos where they have the routines or where one walks in after the other.. or make sure you are butterflying at the job, in the chipotle line, in your car while driving...make me laugh ....I know some of yall got kids old enough to help ya'll set up a group dance...do it for my sanity ...Please baby baby please...
Once you have uploaded your video on youtube if you are shy about it you can send me a message just for me and the judges to view privately ...or you can post a link to your video in the blog for all to view if you are proud of your pimping...
the contest will end in three weeks on dec 3 (wed.) and will be displayed on the new Work it out Wed blog post....where every week a new dance will be revealed and the old dance will be judge and the best ones will be scored by a panel of judges... *I will be contacting my judges soon ...and I want my judges to encourage people to apply.*...lmao...
are y'all up for it....past the word along..tell your friends...the more people I can get to dance the more I will laugh and the happier I will be, therefore saving lives of the people I work with and ride the bus with as for each day they get closer and closer to death by one of my heels being pushed so far in them through their ass that their bladder can be seen every time they say cheese during a picture taking moment.
don't you want to save a life?
peace sweeties.
Oh please tell your friends about the this post so that they may know....spread the word...lets do this, yo!!
A new blog has been posted about Vintage Clutch Divas...plus we have added pictures to the myspace page with prices...
Vintage Clutch Blog
Vintage Clutch Myspace
check them out..and enjoy.
