temper tantrum tuesday: stalkers and shaking baby syndrome

So here we are on a tuesday, and things have been so so...not to crazy today. Had a friend call me at work...I think it is nice to get calls at work but when you call me high sitting there talking about nada,...um I tend to cut calls short...especially when your asking when is lunch but you're not suggesting coming to buy lunch or even eat with me and keep me company...especially when I hate when other people are near you and you're having two convos at once...I mean..ya don't call when I off of work or return my calls after five but you sure do love to sit on my phone at work...um...not cool,,,, *speaking of that ..same said person tends to show up at my house without calling...um...really not cool...we not close for you to show up without calling...crazies*

I just wanna give that person shaking baby sydrome and grab their arms near the biceps and asks what is wrong with you..I'm gonna shake you until you stop calling me acting like a big ol' baby...(well then I realize that they say, not only is it wrong to shake babies you can't shake adults either.... damn)



So other news at work...I did plan on doing a blog last wed. but I was so mad...see what had happen was, I get back from lunch with my cheesy bean burrito *I dream of the day I can get a del taco put downtown so I can avoid taco bell ..yuck* ...so I come back with my burrito when I see the bird is moving hella slow..so I help her as to put some fire under her cause she acting like she has all day to sort out a small stack of checks... so I had some on my desk along with my burrito and soda...after getting my group sorted I'm taking it back to her desk, when she walks over to mines to grab some checks....

now I'm thinking oh no...eeeewwwee...how dare her bend over my soda...I had the top to my soda off so I'm thinking like I don't want her bending over it with her arms..I don't want her arm touching the rim getting her dead epidermis cells brushing off on where I place my lips...so I tell her, "I got it cause my soda is open and I don't want it to spill"...but as soon as I could say that, her arm hits the side of my diet pepsi and it spills all over my keyboard. Now you think with her bird like quailties she would have seen my soda out the side of her eyes...but even then when she knock it down, she took about 30 seconds to grab my full now half way empty bottle before the rest spilled out all over the rest of my desk..(and all she said was I'm sorry...I was mad...what!!! you're sorry..um you need to go purchased me a can of soda worth the amout you spilled on my keyboard jack....).I was thinking what happen to her bird-like skills of being fast on her feet, she should have been able to catch that in 5 seconds...and letting my burrito which was already crappy go cold...it didn't taste so hot when it was warm so you know how it tasted when cold...not cool...so I end up spending an hour shaking diet pepsi out of my keyboard and hoping it would work still...it did work but for two days I suffer with the shift button on the left sticking..I kept having to take a paper clip to pop it back up...

even thinking about it now...I just wanted to shake her so hard she'd get shaking baby syndrome...I wanted to shake her until I could shake the perm out of her hair and give her straight hair that would improve her overall look...(but um,...you can't shake babies and the word on the street is you can't shake adults either...damn)

also last week Jorgie (rebirth of slick - check the blog roll if ya don't know him) ...yeah apparently he was here in Denver for a few days and I missed him since I didn't check myspace until thrusday...dratz.... which sucks since it would have been cool to meet him... he could have called me up on the cellular, talking about wassup I'm in your area ...and is it cool tonight for you to like get away....meet me down at the parking lot at Safeway ...ooohhhh ...I'm in your city.... (sorry got a little carried away..what y'all know about that b-legit, city to city...I gotta go download that...that is the ish)


anyway...lets keep this blog moving along...

Funny story,...so I'm watching the news and they say there was a panty thief in fort collins stealing women's bras and pretty thangs out of the laundry rooms...okay...so they catch the man...but why on the news did they say, "women if you think you might have had your bras and underwear stolen you can come down to the police station to describe and claim them".....lmao...SAY WHAT!!!!...um if someone steals my pan-tay drawls and now the police have them...I think I'd just chop that one up to the game, I'm not trying to get used underwear back,...even if they were used by me first....I don't know if that man was wearing them or what he was doing with them plus I think I would have brought some new ones by then...lol ...but I was thinking I don't live in fort collins, but I so want to go describe a pair.... "um I lost a pair of rainbow bright panties with rainbow bright break dancing on the butt"... I don't have rainbow bright underwear but I'm sure some college chick in fort collins does... still really though would you be willing to describe your undies...sometimes you just have to let go of a good thing...I don't care how many good late night after the club 5 in da morning pretty ricky memories you have with those undies...yeah you can say they belong with you and y'all are soulmates and belong together but in the end truth be told...."if they were your undies they wasn't last night"....



stalker news:

um yeah...my stalker came back...they called me while I was at work offering me free comedy works tickets...these bastards called me from a different number than the usual one so I had answered ....can't believe they switched up numbers on me. How dare them suckas trying stick me for my paper...

speaking of stalkers...when we went on vacation you know we had a new boo every night...well we usually had back up boos so if the first choice wasn't tying to buy breakfast we could call another number....anyways a few weeks ago a "back up breakfast boo" called my number out of the blue..(cause my phone number was the number we gave everyone if they wanted to contact any of us...) um this jack leaves a message for my sis....so were are like okay..laughed at it and deleted the voice mail...cuz what happens on vacation....you know ....so he starts to send those annoying chain text messages..(which pissed me off...we not friends for him to use my text messages)...but I guess since I didn't respond he figure he try another route...

yeah...so I go to check my email when ...um...I see a message label for my sister with her name...I open it and this clowns leaves this note:

we met when you were down in tampa and i just wanted to keep in touch with you. you can also find me on myspace under THE REVOLUTIONARY BROTHER i hope to hear from you aoon. also here is a pic of me

yeah...he left a pic of himself...okay??? wow...I don't know how he got my email...I guessing by finding it thru my cellphone..still that is called stalking..I'm pretty sure in 46 states...utah, kansas, wyoming, and alabama excluded...(they just seem like they'd be good states to stalk in...I'm not certified to say that ...but I'm gonna say it anyways...)... well yeah I don't think I'm too happy with him trying to get in touch with my sister thru me...let it go ...you know he probably tried to look her up on myspace via my email address but sucka...my email address for finding me on myspace is from high school and the one linked to my phone isn't ...serves that jive time turkey right..lol.



well is getting late...gotta go..

peace and wild flowers...(I'm excited I just planted some wild flowers to grow in the backyard..but I'm so impatient that I want those bad boys to start sprouting-a-gans and what not...and I just laid them down on sunday....lol...silly me...)



random fact #34- my favorite position on a basketball team is power forward...I just love those 4th spot guys...I think forwards are sexy..I dig their bodies...lol...as for football...tight ends...no reason why but I just like saying tight ends...and speaking of tight ends..don't they usually have the thightest ends...lol...(I had to use the play on words...and sorry men for those lustful comments involving some of your favorite sports.....I'm a lady...I can't help my girly side...lol)